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Safety Policy

Last updated: June 15, 2026

The short version: we don't ask for or store your personal information. No accounts, no sign-ups, and no ads. It's just a fun educational toy that runs in your browser.

What we collect

Nothing that identifies you. We don't ask for names, emails, or logins, we don't show ads, and we don't set our own cookies. The site is delivered through a hosting provider (Cloudflare) that may process basic, non-identifying request and performance data to serve and protect the site — standard for any website — but that isn't personal information, and it isn't sold or used to track you.

Sound & speech

The friendly voice that reads the fun facts and the silly sound effects are both generated right in your browser (using text-to-speech and the Web Audio API). Nothing is recorded, and nothing is sent anywhere.

Offline & caching

If you add the site to your home screen or come back again, your browser may store a copy of the app (a “service worker” cache) so it loads fast and even works offline. That cache lives on your device — it isn't personal information and it isn't sent to us.

Links to other sites

A “Buy a tired parent a coffee” button near the top of the home page opens an optional tip via Venmo or PayPal. If you tap it, you'll be taken to Venmo or PayPal, and their own privacy policies apply there.

Sharing

The “Share” button uses your device's built-in share feature. We don't see what you share or who you share it with.

Children's safety

This site is made to be friendly for kids, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone, including children under 13. We never ask for names, emails, or logins.

Some characters include gentle, age-appropriate safety lessons — like which things are too hot to touch, which bugs sting, what to do if you ever get lost, and that your body belongs to you. These are always warm and reassuring, never scary, and they're meant to support the safety chats you have together as a family, not replace them.

Advertising

We do not currently show ads.

Changes

We may update this policy from time to time. The “last updated” date above will always show the latest version.